so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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