I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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