I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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