I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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