woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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