i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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