Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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