Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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