How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I party with great urgency now.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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