Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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