i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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