I'm drive I can fine osifer
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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