i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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