Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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