Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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