ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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