Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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