it wasn't lemon gatorade
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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