I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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