fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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