if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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