that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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