I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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