lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
barbara walters just said penis...
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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