I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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