Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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