I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Randomize
