I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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