i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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