You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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