Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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