using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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