does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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