for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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