YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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