I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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