hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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