Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I skipped work to stalk him.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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