I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Randomize
