okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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