thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
tell your sister to shave her snatch
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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