Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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