Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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