Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Randomize
