how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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