sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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