Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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