yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
be right there i have to get my cape
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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