so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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