Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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