so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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